Diamondraught is the Giantish equivalent of vodka, distilled with great care and dexterity so that it consists of 200% of pure alcohol. It possesses potent healing powers, and knocks out any lesser beings attempting to drink it undiluted.

While the Giants are practically immune to extreme temperatures, it has been proven that they can become inebriated. Pitchwife experimented with mixing Diamondraught and vitrim, the classic ur-vile beverage, producing a liquor that he, in his permanent humbleness, named after himself. Landish alcohol experts state that Pitchbrew resembles salmari.