He could give you nightmare views
That could wake up at night
All the worst places in the world,
He was always there alright,
He's got the looks of a bloated toad,
He's got a smile - scares out shit,
He loves his ship and just nothing else
Someone to loathe and fear
~parody rewrite by Effaeldm, original song - "Going to the run" by Golden Earring
What is he like?
Angus has beautiful yellow eyes, cool attitude and a lot of awesomeness. He is not simply a hero of the kind people would rather not see on the other end of a narrow street, he's one people would rather not see on the other end of the galaxy, for that may be already too close for comfort.
So, what do you think?
Two parody song rewrites